Kelly's Stupid Criminals of the week
On Monday, a 23-year-old man was arrested at a Walmart in Pennsylvania for flashing people. But NOT for flashing his junk, like most male flashers. He was flashing his BREASTS. The man is a transsexual who had full breast implants, and was exposing them to people at the store.
When the cops tried to arrest him he resisted, and ended up trying to smash a window in their police car with his head. That cut open his head, and when the blood trickled into his mouth, he spat it at the officers.
He was arrested for aggravated assault, drug possession, and making terroristic threats. Apparently, because all that other stuff is so much more severe, they decided NOT to charge him with indecent exposure.