Starring this week a gang member from Colombia who was sentenced to 60 years in prison for robbery, extortion, kidnapping, and torture.
But earlier this year he managed to BREAK OUT of prison, and he never turned up, even after a massive nationwide manhunt. Now we know why.
Turns out Giovanni dropped $18,000 on a SEX CHANGE to become "Rosalinda." And, as the cops put it, it was a, "convincing sex change." They're right, we've seen the photos. Sex reassignment surgery, nose job, the whole bit.
Also, An American Airlines plane made an emergency landing after a woman refused to stop singing Whitney Houston's I Will Always Love You. The flight was diverted to Kansas City so that security could remove the passenger because she refused to stop singing. She was filmed being escorted from the flight.
Listen to the rest of Kelly's Stupid Criminals below





