We've heard of being too drunk to drive, but this guy was allegedly too drunk to have his picture taken.
Sean Carl Payne, 35, of Humble, Tex. was accused of public intoxication outside of a bar last Thursday. Police said Payne had drunk so much that an officer had to hold his head up for his mugshot.
Man Arrested for Fighting a Stop Sign
"Raymond Garcia was mad and allegedly refused to back down against his adversary — a stop sign in Roswell, N.M.
The alleged altercation happened Friday when officers responded to a report of a man, later identified by cops as Garcia, fighting a stop sign, UPI reported.
Officers said Garcia, 45, appeared to be under the influence of drugs, according to the AP.
But while it appears the alleged war between Garcia and the stop sign came to a draw, Garcia still had some fight left for police, according to authorities."
And finally, a Nun steals beer from a convenience store...