Listen to Michael's thoughts here:

An IRS worker used her federal credit card to purchase the following:

2 Plus Size Trench Coats

Hello Kitty Cosmetic Set and Dream Diary Kit

MAC Haughty & Naughty Lash Mascara

Nostalgia Electrics RSM-702 Retro Series Snow Cone Maker

3lb Party Candy and Toy Pinata

Lansinoh Lanolin Nursing Cream

4 pairs of Leveret Children Pajamas

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Drugs are bad, mkay?  Taylor Powers, a student at the University of Colorado, had to be rescued off a mountain after injesting mushrooms and stripping naked.  Maybe she just wanted to be closer to nature?  Her parents must be proud.

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