RUSH: You only get one life and it was not meant to be spent in total denial. And contrary to popular belief, it was not meant to be spent in total suffering, particularly the self-induced kind of suffering.
RUSH: All I was doing was reading a report, and yet the fact that it spread, the claim is laid on me as being "outrageous." This is how these people besmirch and smear and tarnish people's reputations, where all I was doing is reading something that these people's precious United Nations reported.
RUSH: Somebody wrote the script for the heckler, and it allowed Obama to portray the Limbaugh Theorem, "Yeah, I agree with you, I'm trying to fix it. I'm working with Congress, but, you know, I just can't make law any time I want to."
RUSH: From Mother Jones, the well-known leftist radical publication. "Morning-After Pill Doesn't Work for Women Over 176 Pounds." That's right. Plan B. You cannot morning-after your mistakes if you weigh over 176 pounds. You're cooked. You're done.
RUSH: I think Obama probably promised the mullahs that, if they like their nuclear weapons, they'll be able to keep 'em.
RUSH: When you, in reaction to their new law to give everybody health care, start converting full-time workers to part-time, they haven't the slightest idea that you're doing it to stay alive. They haven't the slightest idea that you're doing it to stay in business. They think you are unfairly taking advantage of the law.
RUSH: Every conspiracy theory that you have heard that makes you think Lee Harvey Oswald was not the assassin was started by the Democrats... Folks, a right-winger didn't kill Kennedy! A left-winger, a communist, killed President Kennedy. And the left still can't accept that. They still have to indict Dallas, the Dallas of the day.
RUSH: It's outrageous. There's no question. They did it. Dingy Harry went ahead and they just voted the nuclear option in the Senate. They just changed 250 years' worth of rules on advise and consent, and now Obama's gonna get every judge he wants. He's gonna get them.